I'm way better than Julia Roberts

So I think I'm embarking on a new phase of my life where I'm going to do everything Laura McClain does, only in shoddier fashion. With that in mind, I am going to be Shelby in a fabulous Wilmette Community Theater production of Steel Magnolias. Laura's coattails #1: Wilmette community theater produced "Forum" last year. Laura's coattails #2: she was recently an understudy in a professional production of the show. Thanks hon.

I will absolutely do the best diabetic fit in the history of the role. Nothing like community theatre to make an actress with a lukewarm loyalty to the craft feel legitimate again.