Christian Slater is a dick

So Donna, who plays M'Lynn, told me a couple stories about Christian Slater on Broadway in The Glass Menagerie. I guess a friend's ex-girlfriend was playing Laura. First of all, he was Tom, which is rough. Here's what she told me:

1) One night, at the beginning of the show, the audience applauded for the privilege of watching Christian Slater on stage, and he took time to bow and acknowledge this out of character.

2) In the scene where Amanda (Jessica Lange) is stuffing Laura's bra for the gentleman caller, one night Laura got a little ticklish and started giggling. Jessica Lange did too, and they found this cool moment for their characters that they had not experienced before. Christian Slater runs on stage, again out of character, and says "I gotta get in on this!" and makes honking motions and noises on Laura's boobs.

Jerk. I am totally not going to see Hollow Man 2 (oh yes, my friends, he has taken over the illustrious role of invisible homicidal maniac).

um...

My gym has valet parking. Let's all just ponder that for a minute.